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Joke of the Day
"What started feminism? An unlocked kitchen door"
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"A 40 year old man goes to buy a car.... and all he can afford is a base model civic."
"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""
"What's in a name? Mainly, letters that make sounds."
"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."
"What does my mom and a turkey have in common? They both died on Thanksgiving"
"Whats in the middle of girl's leg ? And the answer is, 'Knee'"
"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."
"A Russian went for an eye check up. The doctor showed him some letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY ""Can you read this?"" The Russian responds, ""Read? I even know this guy. He's my cousin."""
"I hated Sex Ed at school. Or 'Sexy Edward', to give him his full name."