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Joke of the Day

"I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet... ...but I just went for the halibut"

"What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination? ""Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"""

"What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him? Donald, Duck!"

"Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra."

"I don't know why people are upset about the Florida night club incident. I would love to get free shots at my local bar!"

"When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date."

"Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time? Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself."

"How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!"

"My thesaurus is awful. Not only that, it's also awful."

"How do you get a Catholic Nun to have sex? Dress her up like an altar boy"