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Joke of the Day
"A guy spilt his cup of milk on me How dairy!"
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"tifu by getting inside someone else's underwater vessel Whoops, wrong sub"
"All my potato stored... in /r/LatviaPotatoStore."
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"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""
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