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Joke of the Day

"How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it."

"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."

"What does a Jamaican Liar sit on? Deceit."

"Asshole A man sees another man fucking a donkey. ""Dude, what the fuck are you doing!! You are disgusting!"" ""Fucking Ass Hole"""

"Hey guys keep up the ""Bush did 9/11"" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears"

"Why do the french have so many civil wars? Because they like to win one every now and then"

"What is the only difference between this year and last year? A building in Dubai."

"What happens when your friend from Prague topples over? You right a Czech."

"So anyway, this guy calls a plumber... ""Hey, plumber, I gotta leak in my basement."" Plumber says, ""Go ahead fellow, it's your basement."""

"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing, it just let out a little whine"