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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the hipster get off? He'd only masturbate before it was hard!"
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"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."
"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber."
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"
"15 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Don't die Kevin Bacon!!"
"Ever since I've been on crutches I've been extremely depressed... I mean I just can't stand myself."
"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."
"Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get."
"if i was a ghost i would probably still just watch netflix"