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Joke of the Day
"if i was a ghost i would probably still just watch netflix"
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"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"
"Most guys walk up and stick it in... I stick it in then walk up..."
"Just tried to switch to Bing. Google was like, ""You can, but it'd be a real shame if some of your old searches got out."""
"What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ? 2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)"
"What's the most privileged fish? A Great White shark."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who are you?"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they stink."
"If I were a rapper I'd go by the name of lay-Z. Wouldn't release a single track."
"It's cute that kids think they're safer with the light on, when actually it makes you more vulnerable and easier to spot."