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Joke of the Day
"Send a guy to the grocery store without a list, and you deserve whatever you get."
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"Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door."
"I like my problems like i like my women Constantly following me"
"What's a whales favorite musical group? An orcastra"
"Why can't black people steal from Jews on Yom Kippur? NSFW Dey fast"
"How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nein."
"Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes? He got off on a technicality."
"There are 3 reasons for ""Liking"" someone's Facebook status: 1. I agree. 2. I realise this is about me, so I'm liking it to rub it in your face. 3. I want to bang you."
"Prime Day."
"What did the Pencile say to the other pencil? what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)"