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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise"
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"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home."
"TIFU By Mixing up my Client's Subway Order! Whoops, wrong *sub*!"
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud."" A Scotsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."""
"Reddit is like cancer it's much bigger than you thought."
"If it wasn't for Yahoo Answers, there's no way I could know this numb black foot was just a headache."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my freezer"
"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"
"Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!"
"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"