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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise"

"Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry"

"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."

"I'd rather break your headboard than your heart."

"Jokes What do you call a Mexican in a car"

"Did you hear about the COW that got a promotion? She was out standing in her field. **Edited for political correctness."

"I'd be worried about my privacy settings on Facebook too if I had as many pictures of my ugly baby as you do."

"It's bikini season, so you're allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny... Period."

"Life Tip: If you're ever attacked by a shark, compliment his smile. Sharks are very vain and susceptible to flattery."