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Joke of the Day

"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't worry about changing the lightbulb. I'll just sit here in the dark."

"We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us."

"A Cheerio just fell out of my bra, and suddenly I realize food gets more action than I do."

"First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."

"The new football stadium can hold more than 66,000 fans... Sounds pretty cold and windy to me."

"HEAD OF THE NATIONAL WEATHER SEVICE: so how will we name all these hurricanes? GARY, WHOS BEEN DIVORCED 31 TIMES: i have an idea"

"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"

"Posting pumpkin carving pictures on social media is so last year."

"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"