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Joke of the Day
"Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia? Because he was Snowden."
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"People want to know if the Vice President will be running in 2016 He might, but for now he's just Biden his time."
"I wish my husband was as concerned with ""preheating"" me as he is with the oven..."
"What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick? Asking for my two year old."
"Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme."
"Batman took some flak going to the Police Ball dressed as the Joker But sometimes he's his own worst enemy."
"I was out shopping today; guess who asked about you?! Nobody."
"A tree walks into a bar ... The bartender asks him to leave."
"If I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive... They'd find me attractive."
"What did the homeless rapper say to the passerby? Hey man, can you spare 50 cents?"