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Joke of the Day
"Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia? Because he was Snowden."
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"Name brands really are better. For instance, I just found out that the Tide pen works much better on stains than regular pens"
"TIL that regardless of the technical definition... your girlfriend will not appreciate being called a tramp."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"TIL why it is called a Brazilian wax. Because they cut down the forrest."
"Where do cows go when they die? Burgertory"
"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"
"my floor was 5 years old, so i contacted someone to replace the old wood... I'm still waiting for a reply"
"Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people."
"Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese? Because Jesus took the wheel."