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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking? Stranded!"
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"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."
"Pants Coworker: ""Do you wear the same pair of pants every day?"" Me: ""No, I just have Fifty Shades of Grey."""
"I never use the term ""feminazi""... Because the Nazis actually got stuff done. Edit: Thanks for all the love and hate Reddit."
"Please don't ask me if I like your new haircut, because I don't and now you made me lie."
"I think my family is really going to dig the 15 minute powerpoint I've created of the things I am thankful for at Thanksgiving dinner."
"Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!"
"My ex was terrible in bed. I mean she would just lie there... Screaming, ""Noooo!"""
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You would think R, but pirates really have a passion of the seas."