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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he"

"Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing."

"As a broke college student, do you know what the best vehicle to have is? A scholarSHIP. I'm sorry."

"What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly? A dead bird."

"I thought I defeated this dragon, but he's been following me around... I beat him off with a sword"

"Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Her**: Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Him**: What about the other one? **Her**: The other one is buying me a tablet."

"Did you know yesterday was National Middle Child Day? Don't worry, no one else remembered either."

"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"

"Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!"

"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"