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Joke of the Day

"Do you think horses are negative? They seem like real neigh sayers, and they're always whinnying about everything"

"Bad luck today, I have a bout of food poisioning AND I dropped my Galaxy Note 7 in the toilet by mistake :( Talk about explosive diarrhea."

"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."

"true romantic: I wonder what they're like in bed (bath and beyond)"

"What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be? Batman. Why? Because he can't go out at night without Robin!"

"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"

"What is the best part about having Alzheimer's Making new friends every day"

"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"

"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Ah Ah who? God bless you"