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Joke of the Day

"Do you think horses are negative? They seem like real neigh sayers, and they're always whinnying about everything"

"What do pelicans eat? Anything that fits the bill."

"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""

"84% of Canadians think the preparations for the American blizzard are ""cute"""

"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."

"what do you call a black guy that flies airplanes? A pilot you fucking racist!"

"Shout out to people who rate & review things cuz I don't like to rate or review things but I like to know how things are rated & reviewed"

"2 Muffins are sitting in an oven... One says to the other ""man its hot in here"" the other one yells terrified ""OH MY GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!!"""

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it"

"What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists? Their hairy assholes..."