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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend finally watched Back To The Future. It's about time."
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"My mother arrives on Friday, so I have to do three months worth of cleaning in 48 hours. Also, lose 30 pounds and live up to my potential."
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"Are you a carpenter? Because your fabricating stories!"
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"Dating a single mother.... It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."
"Alien Invasion Will an alien invasion affect my plans for world domination?"
"You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example."
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite... This post is not longer available due to a trademark claim by Fine Brothers Entertainment."
"It's terrible waking up with regret. Perhaps if she changed her name I'd feel better."