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Joke of the Day

"Dont't drink and drive, it's very... whisky!"

"Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe."

"Physics! What hurts really bad? Frequency!"

"What's the difference between Texas and Russia? One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold."

"Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is"

"What did one buttcheck say to the other buttcheck? After all the shit that has been between us, we will never be apart."

"Mad Man Wife: How would you feel if I die? Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you? Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!"

"Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently? He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!"

"Dora the Explorer... has a little Muslim friend named Doda... The Exploder."

"Women's history isn't a month.... It's only 28 days.... Period."