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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom? Bad mother faker."
Next Joke
"I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?"
"When I go to a restaurant, I stare at the menu for 10 minutes, and then order the exact same thing I did the last 20 times I've been there."
"What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids."
"What do you call a worthless priest? holy shit."
"I couldnt go back to work, especially after what my shitty boss said to me. Damn, what did he say? You are fired"
"Might be time to get in shape. Halfway up these stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning."
"I had to quit the massage business. I kept rubbing people the wrong way."
"Why did the Chicken Cross The Road?"
"Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk? To make them happy before they die."