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Joke of the Day

"My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't."

"I popped into Tesco last night to get some oxo cubes but couldn't see any on the shelf, they must be out of stock!"

"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"

"The Water Fight Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids. I won! No one's a match for me and my kettle."

"What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food? Frito Layser."

"Q: Why won't a bike stand up by itself? A: It's two tired."

"Why did the Hippy Drown? he was tooooo faaaaaaar oouuuuutttt maaaaaannnn"

"How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out."

"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"

"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings It's a complex complex complex."