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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."
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"A girl recently asked me which Beatles song describes her the best... I guess 'She's so heavy' wasn't the best choice."
"Love you in different language English..... I Love You Spanish..... Te Amo French...... Je T'aime German...... Ich Liebe Dich Redneck..... Nice Tits"
"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"
"Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"
"I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up."
"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"
"Why won't bankers go to the opera? Because they quickly lose interest"
"TIFU: I ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! Oops. Wrong sub."
"At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu you get what you deserve"