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Joke of the Day
"What appears over black man's head when he has an idea? A fried Chicken leg"
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"Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming."
"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"
"So an old-timer goes out for breakfast... And the young whippersnapper of a waiter asks ""What will you have, Sir?"" ""Bacon my day, sonny!"" [Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works]"
"I was once called a racist for saying black paint. Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""
"You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market."
"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."
"After spending over 3 decades in the hard candy business, I've had enough... I've finally realized it's for suckers."
"I was going to view the front page But I had already reddit"
"I just answered someones question with..... I Reckon. and now I have to move to Oklahoma."