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Joke of the Day
"Never trust a psychic wearing a band-aid, they should have seen that shit coming."
Next Joke
"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."
"Selling a dead bird Not going cheep"
"What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? The wheelchair."
"How do you tell which nurse is the head nurse? shes the one with dirty knees"
"I planned on watching the super bowl tomorrow, but... My inflatable couch doesn't have enough air in it."
"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"
"A fish swims into a brick wall... Damn."
"What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common? JACK OFF"
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."