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Joke of the Day

"SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS"

"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"

"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."

"Marriage is like a trip to the museum... You have to be really quiet and you can't touch anything."

"I can't believe the Toronto maple leafs even have a website They can't even put THREE W's together!"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Bullet? The Bullet leaves the chamber. Courtesy of my comrade Ivo"

"How do you spot an engineer at a party? He'll come up to you and tell you himself."

"My girlfriend is quite pessimistic about our sex life, but I'm a vagina half full kind of guy."

"Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!"

"It must be really expensive to be in a lesbian relationship, they eat out all the time."