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Joke of the Day

"A gay and a lesbian are going to the airport. Who gets there first? The lesbian. She got there lickity split while the gay guy was still packing his shit."

"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuck face."""

"Are you cold? Go stand in a corner. They're always 90 degrees."

"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? Probably not. They haven't made a gig yet."

"When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in."

"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."

"What do you say to a woman with a black eye? Nothing. She's already been told."

"Roger Federer was doing an interview... ... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied ""Well, it's a big plus"""

"What is the best spanish joke you've ever heard? I couldnt find the spanish section of reddit"