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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call A Blank Piece Of Paper? WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!"

"Why is rust on a car orange? Because its true car-rot"

"When I get naked in the bathroom.. The shower usually gets turned on."

"What do call a poor black man listening to classical music? A Baroque nigga."

"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Santa."" ""Santa who?"" ""Santa who has to use the door because you left your fireplace burning, jackass."""

"If I'm ever in a coma, don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love."

"My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports. If there was grass on the field, I played ball."

"Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in? Katy Perry"

"My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true."

"I will punch you in the face. OK not really - but I will roll my eyes at you, hard."