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Joke of the Day
"Me: I want to take you home and drink you up baby Case of beer: I have a boyfriend"
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"When people argue about sports and one says ""Care to make it interesting"" I assume they're going to start talking about something else."
"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."
"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"
"Why did the Turkey join the band? because he had two Drumsticks."
"What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke"
"They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave."
"I'm very good to my wife, everyday I'll run the hot water and put the bubbles in for her ...just to make doing the dishes that bit easier."
"Overheard at work: ""that is music to my ears"". Where else would the music go smartypants?"
"You're like school in the summertime - no class."