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Joke of the Day

"Me: I want to take you home and drink you up baby Case of beer: I have a boyfriend"

"How did the hipster drown? he jumped in the mainstream"

"Rubix cubes are like penises... The more you play with them, the harder they get."

"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"

"I could tell you a rape joke But it would sound forced"

"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Their balls are just for decoration"

"I think my wife is cheating on me with an undertaker. I could swear she was wearing clothes when she died."

"I always wanted to be just like my mother. Today I'm working on dramatically clutching my throat when I'm told the price of anything."

"How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears."

"Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb? Because it's baby food."