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Joke of the Day

"Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?"

"Girls on Facebook call it, ""The Walk of Shame."" Girls on Twitter call it, ""The Strut of Satisfaction"""

"I met a guy the other day with a glass eye. He didn't tell me, it just came out in the conversation"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus"

"r/house ... ... is in the middle of the street."

"Raging Gamers A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week. 92% said ""your mum"""

"A woman steps into a time machine She goes back 10 minutes so she can add less sugar."

"How do you make a Kleenex dance? You put a little boogie in it."

"I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog... It was a shih tzu :)"