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Joke of the Day

"What is an office gossip's favorite tool? A spreadshit, of course."

"Holy crap what a wank... I really took a beating back there."

"Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$@k dogs? In the lab."

"Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings? So the banks know which ones to take back! Ha cha cha!!"

"What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends? I can control my salt intake at In-n-out."

"What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !"

"A bicycle cannot stand alone; it's two tired!"

"My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her face and watch her struggle to get out of the car!"

"The Canadian version of Breaking Bad is kind of lame. It ends after he gets cancer and his treatment is totally paid for by the government."

"What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car? Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen"