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Joke of the Day
"A bicycle cannot stand alone; it's two tired!"
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"Just saw someone order a cup of water at this restaurant. Knocked it out of his hand. We're in a drought, idiot."
"I'd like two tickets, please. - Is it for The Hobbit? - No, she's my girlfriend."
"Why did the farmer cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"What's a sluts favourite drink? 7 Up in Cider"
"Self-refilling glass. Just add water"
"What is Bill Cosby's favorite cocktail? A Cosbypolitan"
"when i hear fat people say that they've made mistakes, i always think to myself, ""yeaa...at the grocery store."""
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator"
"worst place to be stung by bees is the club bc it just looks like you're doing cool dance moves & sure u win the dance off but at what cost"