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Joke of the Day
"Holy crap what a wank... I really took a beating back there."
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"Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter."
"boss: why aren't you working? me: i didn't see you coming!"
"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."
"I got a cat the other day. I had to swerve, but I got it."
"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."
"I eat mushrooms for petit dejeuner. It's the breakfast of champignons."
"My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with. So they got me a pair of pants with the pockets cut out."
"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."
"Sorry for releasing thousands of shrieking bats at your wedding. Sometimes I don't know what to do with my hands."