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Joke of the Day

"Fact: You can burn up to 10 calories a minutes while having sex... Related: Looking for a workout partner."

"I like my women how I like my coffee, with little or no pubic hair."

"How's my life? Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with ""let's just say""."

"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"

"What does a death row inmate get after their last meal? Their just desserts."

"My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked. There was a diamond in the ruff."

"How do you make something go viral? Herpes."

"There's a queue for the whore house. A guy walks up, fists flying... ... He punches up the fuckline."

"So excited for the season finale of America I hope there's another season though..."

"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."