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Joke of the Day

"I wouldn't let you touch me with a 10 foot pole! No seriously, why do you have a 10 foot pole?! THAT'S NOT NORMAL!"

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"If you feel like procrastinating... ...Just do it tomorrow instead."
"""Oh hello, I didn't see you there!"" - Translation: I have failed to avoid you"
"A (Non-Racist) Chinese Joke A Chinese man and a Chinese woman get married. They have a baby boy. What color is the sun?   Yellow."
"Boss: Just spend the company's money with the same discretion as you would your own. Me: I understand. *bankrupts the company"
"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"What is E.T short for? He only has little legs."
"What do orphans get at Christmas? Lonely."
"TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a BDSM costume party Oops wrong sub"
"TIFU And by I, I mean Ellen Pao."
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