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Joke of the Day

"I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too."

"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."

"Idea: Pepperoni staples for when the cheese keeps sliding off your pizza"

"What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican? E.T. learned English and went home."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat."

"What's the difference between the Earth and my sock? The Earth's crust is on the outside."

"ISIS ""Preventing the theft of unattended baggage since 1989"""

"Disney is releasing an alternate version of its latest film for the Indian audience where Nemo's father starts looking for a bride for his son. It's called Finding Dowry."

"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"

"How do you tell if your roommate is gay? If his dick tastes like shit."