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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. She's a 10, but she's imaginary."
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"What do I do after I die? Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)"
"Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro"
"I just can't trust stairs anymore Try seem like they're down for anything, but really they're always up to something"
"My mum told me to stop tickling my little brothers feet. Apparently I should wait until he is born."
"Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part? a Nepal....."
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"My internet bride got delivered today ...she's the WiFi always dreamed of. source: [Sickipedia](http://sickipedia.org/) (nsfw text)"