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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is the main reason for divorce."
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"Lesbian dinasour What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapuss"
"The final season of Jersey Shore will feature all your favorite characters - The Situation, Snooki, the Department of Child Services. . ."
"What's a good thing about a novelist conman? He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose."
"""Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you've been wearing the same outfit all week is you"" - my fashion blog"
"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"
"A Boy giving Complaints. Kid: mom, some kid is calling me gay mama: Hit him, in the face. Kid: I cant Mom: Why? Kid: Cause, he's so Cute!!"
"For this New Years resolution I'm not going to smoke any more weed. But I'm not gonna smoke any less either."
"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"
"What's so great about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."