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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna make a proctologist training video based on the Shawshank Redemption The main characters name will be Andy Dufranus"

"What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!"

"Anytime I see someone with dreadlocks i yell CONGRATS ON HAVING A DIRTY HEAD FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME"

"Where do epileptics get pizza? Little Seizures."

"What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway? Roy Jeep Biv"

"Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous. How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh"

"How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her."

"There's 3 kinds of people in this world people who can count, and people who can't count"

"I almost died today, so naturally my first impulse was to pull my phone out and tweet about it."

"What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps? Junk mail. (Credit to one if my FB friends)"