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Joke of the Day
"What type of brain does a plant have? A membrane"
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"[Car dealership] Me: *taps glove box* How 'bout this one? Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold."
"Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it"
"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"
"What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? Stumped"
"yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs"
"Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !"
"My urge to sing ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away"
"Tianjin's disaster could have been prevented... After all, the experts have warned us that China's population might explode."
"If life gives you melons... you're probably dyslexic."