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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."
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"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"
"PornHub removed my sex tape They told me to try Vine"
"I was sitting in a bar... When a guy yells out, ""Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?"" She yelled back, ""Because I swallowed them all!"""
"Rick Santorum What's the difference between Santorum and a feline-powered steam train? One's a kitty shunt..."
"Due to a gypsy curse, I gain weight each time I consume more calories than are burned by my basal metabolic rate plus daily activities."
"If I am ever killed by a koala bear, I hope whoever finds me just tells people I was killed by a bear"
"Have you heard about that new dating app for serial killers? It's called Skinder"
"My kid told me an ""old dead girl"" lives in her room and whispers to her at night. I hope they get along cuz I'm never going in there again."
"What's worse than finding your dad murdered? The cop at the crime scene saying ""I'm so sorry son"""