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Joke of the Day

"What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place? He wanted Nunavut."

"What is a bee Know any bee jokes"

"What do you call a man who can't stand? Neal"

"After thinking about how bad the average person is at math I've realized that about 75% of people are worse."

"SANTA: I don't need a surveillance guy. I see all! ELF ON SHELF: Seen these? [shows pics of Mommy kissing Santa Claus] S: When can u start"

"My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin."

"Why don't Jedi make good comedians? Because their jokes always sound forced."

"Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It's a fucking joke."

"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today..... I said stop wasting your time, we should be concentrating on locking them up."

"Peanut butter You're almost as good as chocolate Which is almost as good as cheese Which is tied with vodka -Poem about the food pyramid"