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Joke of the Day

"WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing."

"Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force"

"On the bright side... We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady."

"It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism... It's because of the high Mercury content."

"Scientists have shown that putting the phrase ""Scientists have shown"" in front of anything will make people read it."

"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."

"What do you call a friend who turns a wine glass into a candle holder? An acquaintance"

"How do they tie things down on the space station? They use astro knots."

"Note to self: Before committing any murders, get head and shoulders. Can't be leaving DNA all over the place."

"How do you call black guy that missed his train? Nigga, you racist!"