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Joke of the Day
"Siri, what kind of candy is in that van?"
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"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"
"Reddit has gone so dark that it just got shot in the back by a cop"
"If you can read this please let me know because, it means I blocked the wrong person. I'm still getting used to this Stupid timeline!"
"I'm a grammar nazi. I'm also a regular nazi, but that's a different story."
"Where do you put a hot dog? On a pun."
"Hey England, Happy Fourh of July!!! Britain: ""What happened to the T?"" America: ""We threw it in the Harbor!"""
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"*proposes to girlfriend, accidentally dropping the ring in the ocean* ""I'll still marry you"" No. I'm married to the sea now *dives in*"