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Joke of the Day
"So thankful I wasn't molested as a child, but think it's weird no one tried. Was it my fault??"
Next Joke
"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I just might vote for it."
"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"
"Some guy told me he liked me, but he doesn't follow me on twitter so his opinion is invalid."
"Knew a guy who wore a shirt that just said ""hentai"" to work knowing his boss couldn't write him up without admitting he knew what hentai is"
"Secretly adding a tablespoon of butter to everything he eats is my long-term exit plan."
"Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit! Just met a guy.Omg he was so fit. Handsome even. Never will I met a guy like him again. Caring. Emotional. Nice. And his name was the first letter of each sentence"
"An Irishman walks past a bar"
"What did God say when he made the first black man Shit i burnt this one"