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Joke of the Day

"My handheld social networking device is ringing! What do I do?"

"When I die I don't want a big funeral. I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and try to bring me back to life..."

"Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"I have a short cubing joke I made up. CFOP will bring the cubers solvation! Explanation: CFOP is a method of solving the Rubik's cube, hence SOLVation."

"Big shoutout to the Red Robin waitress who checked my ID and immediately ruined the moment by saying, ""Wow you're, like, older than my dad!"""

"Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river? because he was in Da-Nile"

"I wanted to tell a joke about the fluoride in our water making us complacent But I just don't care"

"After sex, I pee like a pro basketball player! Lots of dribbling."

"Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to ""what would you do if you won the lottery"""