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Joke of the Day
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!"
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"[waffle house] Waitress: how do u like your eggs Me: hatched and with their families W: no how do u like them cooked M: [spits out coffee]"
"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"
"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"
"I'm giving away my dead batteries. They're free of charge."
"In an alternate universe, the President... is given an attache and told not to press the button inside beyond the most dire circumstances. Instructions nuclear."
"ME: *tells joke* WIFE: ugh, that was funny in middle school [later] ME [at a local middle school]: so have you all heard the one about th"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil."
"TIFU by mixing condiments up. This is seems to be the wrong sub."