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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican man goes to the dentists. Dentist: I'm afraid it's bad news. You have tooth decay. Mexican: Tooth dewhat?"

"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now."

"Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that's not true first man : prove it second man : let's ask a Sardar."

"[Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights, mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe]"

"Why is the algorithms lecturer so fat? Because he always minimises the running time."

"I'm wearing that smile you gave me "

"My kids challenged me to a cartwheel contest. Long story short, now my chiropractor has a new boat."

"[hospital] ""We found the problem. There's an entire sheep in your stomach."" ""Is that bahahaad?"" ""Yes. It's causing some internal bleating."""

"In the beginning ... God created the world, and rested. Then God created man, and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested."