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Joke of the Day

"What kind of pennies come from Japan? Jap-pennies"

"Why does Noddy wear a giant red hat with a yellow tinkling bell on the end of it? Because he's a cunt."

"The weather and a pussy are similar in one regards When it starts to get wet, it is time get inside."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper."

"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"

"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"

"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."

"Why do men stare at a woman's breasts? To prove they can focus on two things at once."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat? Skip"

"Voldemort's parents took the ""I got your nose"" game a little to seriously."