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Joke of the Day
"What's the summer weather like for a London criminal? Hot, wet, and muggy."
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"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to his wife when she cheated on him? ""May divorce be with you."""
"Have you guys seen this? Have you heard about this? Wow, what a tewwific audience."
"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape? Elephant grape sine theta."
"If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for? Their age!"
"You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes."
"What's good on pizza, but not on dick? Cheese"
"My girlfriend might not appriciate this. Me: I've got something to tell you. Gf: Don't say that makes me anxious. Me: I've got a date. Gf: ??? Me: http://imgur.com/GeYB7xY Still to hear back from her."
"There are two things a bloodhound can smell and can't smell A man's sweat and sweat"