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Joke of the Day

"If she likes old school hip-hop, she probably wants the D12."

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"Im excited to have Tubman on the twenty So we can use black people as currency again"
"Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates? Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret."
"Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: ""So whose funeral is it?"" I told him I haven decided yet."
"Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after."
"This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want."
"""Kumail. Kumail. K. U. M. No. M. Just write Jason."" - me right after ordering coffee"
"What is the difference between a yogurt and america? If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture."
"Joke A dyslexic man walked into a bra."
"I just fell through the roof of a French bakery I'm in a world of pain."