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Joke of the Day

"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"

"Did you know a load of hairy gay Theodore Roosevelt impersonators had a meal in the park today? It was the Teddy Bear's picnic."

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a soap opera."

"Trump must be Hitler... ...because he sure is killin the pol(l)s right now!"

"Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !"

"I beat my girlfriend at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that *I* choose the pizza toppings."

"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."

"Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up."

"I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."

"One Direction broke up Everything was just going south."