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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand the big deal about same sex marriage Ask any married couple, they'll tell you the sex has been the same for years"

"Energizer Bunny made a mess.... I put the batteries in backwards and it just kept cumming and cumming"

"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!"

"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."

"are u nervous? do u hav nerves? dont wory. just take a deep breath. BUT NOT TOO DEEP!!! dont want ur lungs to pop. dont want that to hapen"

"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."

"I would vote for Trump if I could because I've never seen a president get assassinated"

"Do you guys wanna jear a hoke about dyslexics? I had a joke about Alzheimer's but damnit, I don't remember it."

"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."