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Joke of the Day

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A woman"

"What is a Jewish dilemma Free ham"

"If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life."

"Best way to make people remember you ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Borrow money from them."

"Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks."

"It's my mate's birthday today. He doesn't drink, smoke, gamble or cheat on his missus. We've got no idea how to celebrate it."

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."

"Why did the leper fail his driving test? He left his foot on the clutch."

"Sex positions for tiny dicks Fuck, this isn't google. **How do I get this off of here?**"

"Two men were in a courtroom... One was charged for eating battery acid, the other was charged of sticking fireworks up his ass The court charged one, and let the other off"