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Joke of the Day

"If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life."

"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"

"What does a white supremacist eat on their birthday? ........ A KKKake. I'll just see myself out now."

"What do you get when you sleep with someone and it goes really well? High sexpectations."

"A solid athiest joke. So, a black man and God walk into a bar. The black man gets served first because God doesn't exist."

"I've been really mad at my dad since he died... ...all he's done for the last 6 years is sit on his ash."

"Show up late for a meeting and say, ""Sorry, I have the WORST hangover."" Then, whip out a copy of ""The Hangover Part 2"" and laugh and laugh."

"A kind man helped me with wood chopping today I really appreciate the random axe of kindness."

"Why was the tea so obstinate? Because it was steeped in tradition."

"My exes broke up with me because I'm a pot lover. I guess you can say they don't have high standards."