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Joke of the Day
"What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from? LIESTRONG bracelets."
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"Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?"
"I punched Dwayne Johnson in the butt... I guess I hit rock bottom **ba-dum-tss**"
"What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life"
"If you wear a tie with a short sleeve shirt you can walk into any RadioShack and start working."
"Whats better than roses on a piano? tulips on an organ..."
"My new girlfriend asked me how many girls I've slept with. ""Eleven,"" I replied. ""Wow! You must be a player,"" she laughed. ""No,"" I said, ""I'm their coach."""
"With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane.. I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanksgiving.."
"They say not to text and drive, but I still feel totally fine after like two texts"
"[OC] I just thought of this joke when my dad and I were talking about stereotypical jokes What did the dog say to his wife? You're a bitch."